The Life Of A Typical Gamer

**Zaltiar** · 03-01-2012, 09:53 AM

dudetus
The darkness was spreading in the world of Alterra. The townes were in chaos when the evil was spreading throughout the whole world. The world needed a hero. Then Zaltiar was born...

At first he was like wut is dis game? He was a duckie and he had like a bow and infinite amount of arrows. WHERE DO THE ARROWS COME FROM?? And when have ducks learned to shoot bows? Anyways those zombies look funny

!

But as the time flew by our hero Zaltiar grew stronger and stronger. He had cool icy stuff and he also knew that there are skills in this game, how to chat, how to trade and so fort. He had understood the PL gaming and he was now a PL gamer. With icy flames above his head

Our hero Zaltiar began to play PL more and more. At some point he noticed that he had strange alien technology and a cool gun which shot LAZERZ!! The gaming began to be more than just for fun. PL world was now farming and getting that KA-CHING! He was so hardcore n' stuff.

After reaching the hardcore state in PL our hero Zaltiar was like at the top of the mountain. He was like evolved from Charmander to Charizard. But. He noticed that PL was more than just the game. He began to be on the forums as well and recieved some recognition from the STS itself. He was awarded a PL shield

! And he also noticed that Sombrero Del Rey looks awesome with that awesome Glyph Obe Dagger set. And sometimes he was on the same runs with a random called Omigodaninja in Nuri's (Well ofc I put myself in the story if I make it duh).

But our hero Zaltiar was looking for new ways of enjoyment in PL. So he began to hide behind trees in PvP. With his xbow on the ground. Getting headshotted by an arrow. At some point he noticed that he could actually shoot others in PvP and he is nowadays a pro PvPer. I think.

Hey, why dont you create a story for me following the image above lol -_-.
im too lazy to write it all over again. blah. guess i'll go do some accounting.

**Beanmachine** · 03-01-2012, 10:57 AM

Lol PvP tree hiding!
Very accurate pictures, please make more!

**Zaltiar** · 03-01-2012, 12:04 PM

lol thats what I used to do as a noob pvp-er back then. annoyed the hell out of everyone
Maybe I should do comic strips with the same name as the thread title :P
oooh, ideas flowing through my head.

**Ayc2000** · 03-01-2012, 09:51 PM

Awwww. I love your little story captions with the picture!
But it looks great nonetheless

**Trollee** · 03-01-2012, 09:59 PM

Oh I get it... portray the "noob" as a duck eh!?

Hope I wasn't the one to create that image for you... -.-

**Swords** · 03-02-2012, 10:42 AM

LOL

**Skeletonlord** · 03-02-2012, 12:16 PM

These drawings are really good! Rep added to this post! Great job zaltiar!

**PatsoeGamer** · 03-03-2012, 10:35 AM

This made me smile

Really nice work! Well done

**Sryyoulose** · 03-03-2012, 11:05 AM

Haha I lOled when I saw this!

**Artentreri** · 03-04-2012, 02:41 PM

That's awesome. You could do the stages of a bear. From panda to mecha, a true love story.

**Zaltiar** · 03-04-2012, 03:07 PM

Thanks guys! Hopefully I have time to do more doodles

**dudetus** · 03-05-2012, 03:47 AM

Originally Posted by Zaltiar

.ghk;aslkdas;ldkadasd.
damn you microsoft word and your save errors.
eh, I had written down a short *cough something on the life of a gamer
following the image above ^, based on my pl life (yes I did turn from a duck to a penguin)
but alas. microsoft word failed on me. and its gone.
waiii yu do deess to mehhhhhh.
oh well, excretion happens. such is life.

Hey, why dont you create a story for me following the image above lol -_-.
im too lazy to write it all over again. blah. guess i'll go do some accounting.

Well u asked for it...

The darkness was spreading in the world of Alterra. The townes were in chaos when the evil was spreading throughout the whole world. The world needed a hero. Then Zaltiar was born...

At first he was like wut is dis game? He was a duckie and he had like a bow and infinite amount of arrows. WHERE DO THE ARROWS COME FROM?? And when have ducks learned to shoot bows? Anyways those zombies look funny

!

But as the time flew by our hero Zaltiar grew stronger and stronger. He had cool icy stuff and he also knew that there are skills in this game, how to chat, how to trade and so fort. He had understood the PL gaming and he was now a PL gamer. With icy flames above his head

Our hero Zaltiar began to play PL more and more. At some point he noticed that he had strange alien technology and a cool gun which shot LAZERZ!! The gaming began to be more than just for fun. PL world was now farming and getting that KA-CHING! He was so hardcore n' stuff.

After reaching the hardcore state in PL our hero Zaltiar was like at the top of the mountain. He was like evolved from Charmander to Charizard. But. He noticed that PL was more than just the game. He began to be on the forums as well and recieved some recognition from the STS itself. He was awarded a PL shield

! And he also noticed that Sombrero Del Rey looks awesome with that awesome Glyph Obe Dagger set. And sometimes he was on the same runs with a random called Omigodaninja in Nuri's (Well ofc I put myself in the story if I make it duh).

But our hero Zaltiar was looking for new ways of enjoyment in PL. So he began to hide behind trees in PvP. With his xbow on the ground. Getting headshotted by an arrow. At some point he noticed that he could actually shoot others in PvP and he is nowadays a pro PvPer. I think.

Hope this will do