Lol yes I know who it is...^ He is a funny dude.
Yesterday in guild chat:
Player: please don't patronize. It is rude.
Playerfromabovepost: what does patronize mean?
Me: it means to sell your body.
Playerfromabovepost: oh, I want to patron my body.
Love my guild <3
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Chilicrush - Rogue
Random player: hey wona buy a hammerjaw for 10k?
Me: Yes!!!
*quickly trades*
*player inputs hammerjaw*
*i put in 10k*
*player and i accept trade*
*you have recived hammerjaw*
*i wake up*
no shiz?Originally Posted by hotpimp
that was awesome I laughed too much lololololololol
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IGN ramyunstyle
Here's one that's not so funny...got it in pvp as a twink...
I'm Alhuntyoudown and the other player is...say XYZ
*Enter and starts slaughtering*
XYZ: YOLO
*i kill him*
XYZ: YOLO
*Someone else kills him*
XYZ: YOLO YOLO YOLO
*I kill him again*
XYZ: YOLO (guys pls don't kill me) YOLO
*Someone else kills him*
Me: pls shut up
XYZ: YOLO
Me: *facepalm*
XYZ: YOLO
*match finishes. out in windmoore:*
XYZ: YOLO
XYZ: YOLO
Random guy 1: shaddup dude
Random guy 2: ignored ya. don't clog up my chat.
Me: lol
XYZ: YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO
Love this thread btw <3! keep it active!!
Next one: again, not so funny
the other guy is ABC. I'm Alhuntrazeck.
ABC: Selling Malison
Me: How much?
ABC: 600K
Me: ouch. make it cheaper dude?
ABC: no
Me: you won't get any buyers...
ABC: it's a special Malison with all 9999999 stats
Me: <sarcastic> cool.
ABC: It is. now u buying or not?
ABC: it's also a BLUE malison when you open! it's a hacked one hidden in an egg! buy now and earn it urself! Along with it you get 1000000g!
Me: y didn't u say that bfore?
ABC: I only say to buyers noob
Me: ...
Me: Hey, btw, if it gives u so much gold, y do u need money from me?
ABC: shut up noob. *teleports somewhere else*.
Lol i met this one lvl 17 in travelers outpost here's our conv:
Him: Hav I seen u before?
Me: not that I know of...
Him: u know my brother played as u before he's a hacker. He steals my phone
Me: u can't hack this game...
Him: my brother can
Me: ok...?
I meet him a day later
Him: I'm sorry about my brother
Me: wat do u mean
Him: he was the guy talking to u before
Me: how do u know about that conv if u weren't the one talking
Him: I was playing in kraag on my device
Me: it was in pm and I thought he steals ur device
Him: wats pm?
Lmao!
Here's one kinda like lalarie's in pl lol:
Him: Me better than all of you animals raar
Me: u sure about that?
(Only lvl 14)
Him: silence!
Me: ok, lvl 14 master of me...
Him: plz help me go up the picture):
Me: well the king told me to b silent so I can't help u...
Him: ur mean
Me: fine ill help u
Him: wanna know a secret?
Me: sure?
Him: daddy doesn't let me play this
Lol o.O
Ps up the picture means go through the maps lol
While in pvp arena, I'm fighting with a fellow mage.
Victim mage: Don't kill me guys, I'm just resting.
I passed by his way and unloaded my arsenal of awesome skills. (Lol, I exaggerated), then I killed him.
Me: Sorry man, I didn't notice your message.
Me: I thought you were DANGEROUS, you are carrying a GUN.
END
haha
ABC : Your such a noob I can Kill you
Me : Who are you talking to ?
ABC : You , Darkko
Me : Okay....
ABC: Lets PVP, Ill destroy you
Me : ummm ok?? Your level 15 bro.. im level 26
me : and you have flounder as your pet
ABC: your weak, look at my stats, im awesome at pvp.
**i look hes 15-78** **I than take off all armore and mythic am naked
ME: I have more damage, more dps, more armor, naked, than you fully geared
Me: still think you can win?
ABC: not with this one stupid! with my alt... hold on BRB
***I wait******get a PM not in same room***
ABC: alright here is my alt, lets go pvp now, ill destroy you
ME : okay make a room
ABC: okay its up
ME : I cant join, it says its too low of a level, what level is your alt?
ABC: 19
ME:.........
Darko GM of Vengeance | Darkfury Operative | Darkmyth Operative | Darkstone Engineer
These are hilarious....Lolz...thanks for the post!
Chat with a new recruit (He was level 13) In the guild hall with our GM
New guy: Can I have some gold?
Me: no begging please
Guy: Plz? Just a few?
GM: No begging please in the guild
Guy: Can I have gold?
Me: you can get kicked and banned for begging
Guy: Go ahead, kick me then.
Me: Alright! You asked for it.
Guy: (in guild chat) ****! *****! *****! *****!
*guy got kicked*
Me + GM: okay you got yourself a ban ticket!
Last edited by Temarichan; 04-03-2013 at 03:18 AM.
Hey, I'm a lone wolf. A wolf who wants to be friends with you :3
umm, uh..........
.-. ... uh...
Its more of 'dafuq' and random than funny though xD
He was talking about this Slag that this guy had..
I lol'd at "Dont hate"
xD
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Legion's Guild hall doorwoman
STS Watch out! We got some animal.. lovers... IN THE GAME!umm, uh..........
.-. ... uh...
Its more of 'dafuq' and random than funny though xD
He was talking about this Slag that this guy had..
Today:
Guildy: SPOOOOOOON!!!!
Me: Oh! Can I be the big sooon?
Guildy: OF BOO BERRIES!
(I assume that means blueberries)
Me: Oh... .-. Awkward...
Legion's Guild hall doorwoman
Lolumm, uh..........
.-. ... uh...
Its more of 'dafuq' and random than funny though xD
He was talking about this Slag that this guy had..
I lol'd at "Dont hate"
xD
When the STS put the dragon jewels in map directly:
Random: how to go dragons jewels?
Me: with boat
Random: where is the boat?
Me: At the end of Gold Mine Elite
Random: Thanks
Me: Good luck
(PD: I knew him and was a stupid with me , my revenge)
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