Funny Chat Of The Day.

[DocDoBig]

made me laugh

Lol same when i read the thread.

[Mysticaleagle]

Lol^

[vholt]

This will be remembered xD

[psychoscream]

OMG THATS SO PRICELESS LMFAO
specially the hammerjaw LOLOL
omg that happens to me a lot

heres one for me


Me .. chillen at travelers post

player: "SELLING HACKED ITEM all STAT +99! "
Me (in my head) wtf ??.

*trades player* out of curiousity
Player trades.
*inserts golden chest*
Player: "6k gold for hacked item"
Me: "thats golden chest.."
Player: "yeah but its hacked item. the item with the stat is inside the golden chest. I had to hide it inside the golden chest"
Me: "Oh okay.. well Open it then show me"
Player: "I Cant"
Me: "Why not?"
Player: "I have to hide it inside the golden chest to put in game, so it will work"
Me: "Okay.. well now its in the game..open it then show me"
Player:" Lol"
Me: " ..."
Player: " i cant i will get banned."
Me *walks away*
*Player trades me*
So you want it?

*Me walks away*

Player: "SELLING HACKKED ITEM ALL +99 STATS TRADE ME"
Me: " EVERYONE REPORT HIM FOR SCAMMING "
Player: "lol. NOOB"

*me leaves* goes to kraag

Player: "SELLING HACKED ITEM ALL +99 STATS TRADE ME"
Me: WTF YOURE HERE NOW TO ? *leaves*

Wow that happened to me 3 Weeks ago

[psychoscream]

So I was in stronghold and this guy said
A: wanna hear a joke ?
Me : not really
A: ok ( then he starts telling the joke )
A: a kid asks his mother : why dad always kisses you when he comes home
His mother : because he loves me
The kid : oh that means he loves the housekeeper too .
Me: couldnt stop laughing

[Busterbiebe]

I'm in stronghold there's this dude...
Him: Brrrr
Him: Brrr
Him:Brr
Him: Brr
Me: Can u plz stop
Him: I'm cold
Me: *gives him good stat armor
Him: Thanks
Me: sure. U know its not actually cold
Him: where I live it is
Me: so y did I giv ü that armor...?
Him: puts on fire squid and champion*
Him: so long. Off to paradise pier

[Busterbiebe]

Another (sorry love this thread) funny thingy. Guildchat:
********* has joined the guild!
Master: welcome!! Type /g to chat in guild have fun!
Officer: welcome
Officer: welcome hi
Me: Welcome
Recruiter: heya
Recruiter: Welcome to guild!!!!
Member: hi
********* has left the guild.

Haha I thought it was a little funny

[Samhayne]

Another (sorry love this thread) funny thingy. Guildchat:
********* has joined the guild!
Master: welcome!! Type /g to chat in guild have fun!
Officer: welcome
Officer: welcome hi
Me: Welcome
Recruiter: heya
Recruiter: Welcome to guild!!!!
Member: hi
********* has left the guild.

Haha I thought it was a little funny

Obviously you overwhelmed them!

[Rare]

Obviously you overwhelmed them!

Just enough time to go get some discount potions!!!

[Lalarie]

Just enough time to go get some discount potions!!!

Actually, when I was guildless, I really need discount potions, so I joined a guild, said hi, went to buy, and said bye LOL

[Busterbiebe]

Obviously you overwhelmed them!

Haha sure did
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[Spymans]

Sticky! Sticky! the admins should definitely make this a sticky!!

[psychoscream]

Lol nice thread

[Greencrow]

Another (sorry love this thread) funny thingy. Guildchat:
********* has joined the guild!
Master: welcome!! Type /g to chat in guild have fun!
Officer: welcome
Officer: welcome hi
Me: Welcome
Recruiter: heya
Recruiter: Welcome to guild!!!!
Member: hi
********* has left the guild.

Haha I thought it was a little funny

Hahaha. So funny dude.

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[Roberto077]

Player has Joined!
Terrainiarob: IT'S A LIVING BEING! IT HAS NO FEELINGS TOO. KILL THE MONKEY
********* has booted Player from the party for the reason of: Full
Terrainiarob: In the 3 seconds he was here, that's all he saw
Terrainiarob: Great first impressions everyone! Stay classy

This happened during the rebuilding of one of my guilds. I got a few angry PMs that night...


Terrainiarob: Revive Jaohaoib
Jak: huh?
Terrainiarob: Rev Jao
Jak: What the **** is a Jaohaoib?
Jaohaoib: Hi
Terrainiarob: That

Random farming run

(posts in the same 5 seconds)
C4: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR AN IDIOT
Xyst guy: What are you saying?
Other guy: WORDS
Terrainiarob: DUDE, Y U SO STUPID?
GoD guy: No-scopes are for men!
Nate: Gotta use that AWP to the advantage man!
C4: Sword canceling is for scrubs!
Duff: WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Tim: Flub Glub
(ten second pause)
Xyst guy: Lol
Other guy: LMFAO
C4: Christ...
Nate: LOL
Duff: lawlz
Terrainiarob: Yep, that's a screenie

One of the better days before a clan battle in MC2

[wowdah]

A: (pms me) I need 14k
Me: No spoke english
A: money
A: 14000
A: give
Me: whi awihof eoihe soihheiof aiehaoe ihf ehe
A: ahdiah whih ehwhwhwhwhwhwwhwhhhhhh
Me: no spoken england
A: I need 14000
Me: inserts 1 gold... he accepts
A: U dont understand numbers?
Me: no plox bye

it's not funny... just wanted to share O.o

[matanofx]

standing in town and this happened

person:hey
me: hello
person: cute ears
me: ty
person: nice teeth
me: ty again
person: i love you
person: be my bf
me: imma go now

another random chat that probably happens to many others

me: selling war mythic helm
guy: what lvl?
me: -.- 28

[luckyboys]

Mine was this, today:


I was walking in Kraag with the Top Player banner, and someone came to me,

Player ''hi''

Me ''sup''

Player ''how'd you get that banner?''

Me ''well you know when I was your age, the birds were flying higher''

Player ''please, don't be dumb, where'd you get it?''

Me ''oh, my father gave it to me when I was young''

Player ''oh, does he still have one for me?''

Me ''i'll let you know next year''

Player ''well, thanks I guess''


That's EXACTLY the chat we had, with a random level 13. I did give him something for that, since he was pretty awesome to keep the discussion that was non sense.


NEW ONE ADDED:


A new one again, about 30 minutes ago, a random level 23 came to me,


Player ''hey do you sell this banner''

Me ''it's not tradeable my friend''

Player ''prove it''

Me ''hum, well, I can't since it's not tradeable?''

Player ''just pass me your account, i'll check if it's true. Ok?''

Me ''Ok. Lemme write''

Player ''Ok''

Me ''mybannerisnottradeable@Icantproveitanyways.lol''

Player ''reported''

Me ''why? Something's wrong with you mate..''

Player ''muted newbie''


Lol, I enjoyed it.



NEW ONE ADDED:


LOL! New one just now before I logged off!

Me ''buying hammerjaw egg''

Player ''offer''

Me ''you really have the egg?''

Player ''yes, I do''

Me ''fine, let's say, 3 million?''

Player ''really? that's a lot ok then''

Me ''really?''

Player ''yes''

*enters trade window*

*puts the 3 mil*

*puts wrathjaw egg*

Me ''Hammerjaw...?''

Player ''don't worry that's hammerjaw I just renamed the pet for 2 plats''

Me ''Ok I believe you...'' #sarcasm

Player ''Nevermind, sorry but 3 million is too low someone has offered me 8 million''

Me ''sure, for wrathjaw...''

Player ''it's hammerjaw noob''

Me ''Bye...''

*logges off*


NEW ONE ADDED:


I was walking in Kraag, chilling and talking with some friends, when suddenly a Warrior, level 24 came to me.

*talks to friends*

*Player arrives*

Player ''please shut up''

Me ''pardon me?''

Player ''no''

Me ''wait, what's up with you?''

Player ''just stop talking''

Me ''I just said two things buddy..''

Player ''no you keep talking to me now so shut up''

Me ''are you kidding me?''

Player ''no''

*Myst walks away*

Player ''come back now''

Me ''but you said...''

Player ''please 5000 gold''

*myst runs away*

That was funny also! I couldn't believe it. That's what you get for standing in Kraag all day!


NEW ONE ADDED:


Lmao! New one just now, made me laugh so hard.


I was just walking in Windmoore, when:

*walks around*

Player 1,2,3,4 ''HIM LETS ATTACK HIM!!''

*Myst sees 4 players running towards him*

*myst runs away pretty fast*

Me ''ME?? Why??''

*Player 1,2,3,4 spams Myst's trade and chat*

Me ''Guys, stop. I can just mute you all anyways...''

Player 1,2 ''NO WAIT SIR''

Me ''?????''

Player 1,2,3,4 (all at same time, that's what made me laugh) ''WE JUST WANNA GIVE YOU A BANANA MY FRIEND''

Lol!



What's yours?

lol
huahuahua

[DocDoBig]

*Salute* Myst is banned, most likely forever.
Cya in atheist-heaven mate, thanks for the laughs you gave me so often.

[xcainnblecterx]

*Salute* Myst is banned, most likely forever.
Cya in atheist-heaven mate, thanks for the laughs you gave me so often.

He's perma banned? -.- always the funny people getting ban hammer and disrespectful, immature and/or worse stay around. Goin miss your humour myst