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**KingFu** · 02-21-2011, 07:28 PM

I don't get embaressed much.

Once in PE I didn't feel too good and my teacher didn't dismiss me without a note, so I Did sit ups and farted. Loud.

Another time I was signing my friends b*** for end of the year party (lmao. That sounded weird outside of my head) and I finished signing and I lifted up my head and hit her on the chin really hard. Her teeth dug into my head.

**Ladylove** · 02-21-2011, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by Militaryman

One time some students found a Condomin the bathroom...

I saw one lying outside of my middleschool on the sidewalk, but that's not an embarrassing story

**Ladylove** · 02-21-2011, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by Kossi

So a potato and a carrot walk into a bar....

I accidentally threw a carrot at my friend's face once. He was kinda cute...

**SuperNova** · 02-21-2011, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by conradin

rolf- we need more stories!

This one wasnt me but i bet she was embarassed. I was at a waterpark and i was going to go down a water slide. A fat lady was infront of me and she wasnt wearing a swim suit she was wearing jean shorts and shirt. She started to go down the slide but got stuck. She started scooting down the slide. Thats what she gets for wearing jean shorts to a water park.

**KingFu** · 02-21-2011, 07:31 PM

This isn't really embarrassing for me but.

During football practice, we went to the park. There was some kid and he was very sheltered. Me and some other guys found a USED c*nd*m in the ground, and pointed it out. The kid happened to see us pointing at it, then we walked away, the kid walked over, picked it up, and said "WHAT IS THIS THING? IT FEELS WEIRD!"

Hahahahahaha. It was soooo funny.

**Militaryman** · 02-21-2011, 07:32 PM

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

**Zeus** · 02-21-2011, 07:39 PM

Well... Let's see some embarrassing stories by me huh?

Once I was really sleepy in class and then I kinda fell asleep, while my chair was tipped back. Then the teacher noticed a good 15-20 minutes later and "barked" at me to wake up. I got scared and jolted awake, falling down since I was on a tipped back chair, and kicking the book on my desk behind me to hit the girl sitting in the back row right on the head/face. Then when I attempted to pick the chair back up, I had it stuck between the two tables and couldn't put it into a upright position.

**Ladylove** · 02-21-2011, 07:41 PM

When I was at camp, my friend was getting dressed right next to the bed I was sleeping in. I woke up to her laughing on the floor next to me, half naked. Apparently, I had kicked her over.

**Zeus** · 02-21-2011, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by rangepwnsmeel

Well... Let's see some embarrassing stories by me huh?

Once I was really sleepy in class and then I kinda fell asleep, while my chair was tipped back. Then the teacher noticed a good 15-20 minutes later and "barked" at me to wake up. I got scared and jolted awake, falling down since I was on a tipped back chair, and kicking the book on my desk behind me to hit the girl sitting in the back row right on the head/face. Then when I attempted to pick the chair back up, I had it stuck between the two tables and couldn't put it into a upright position.

EDIT: One more... When I was doing power lifts in the Gym, I was feeling really gassy, so when I squatted down to lift the weights and brought them to my chest, I let a really big one out. Surprised by it, I dropped the weights and it hit one of the weights on the floor causing it to act like a seesaw and flinging the small rubber ball to my crotch. I then dropped and hit my head on the powerlift bar. Yeah... i was knocked out for a few minutes.... I was about to get resuscitated by this really hot girl! I should have been unconscious for just a little while longer

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**Conradin** · 02-21-2011, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by Ladylove

I saw one lying outside of my middleschool on the sidewalk, but that's not an embarrassing story

On my first day of school last year i was riding the bus, and i was sitting with a girl i liked, some one threw a used one of those on the seat next to us......awkward

**TwinkTastical** · 02-21-2011, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by Cascade

So I was playing tag with some friends on a playground and I accidently tagged a girl on the butt...Talk about awkward

That was on purpose.

**Rebel** · 02-21-2011, 07:45 PM

Junior year I decided to donate blood. I guess my body just didn't like my blood being drawn from my veins, so I passed out. Unfortunately, no one else passed out, so I was made fun of as a wimp by some snobby kids. That didn't last long after I asked the people who didn't donate blood at all why they were so scared of a tiny needle. They shut up.

Another time, I was at a middle school pool party. We were playing marco polo and I was it. For those of you who don't know how to play, the person it closes their eyes and tries to tag a person. The person it calls out marco, while the others must call out polo. The first person tagged is it. So I had my eyes closed with my hands out walking/swimming around. I heard someone call polo directly to my left so I dove toward the sound. Both my hands ended up landing on her boobs. Very embarrassing.

**Ladylove** · 02-21-2011, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by conradin

On my first day of school last year i was riding the bus, and i was sitting with a girl i liked, some one threw a used one of those on the seat next to us......awkward

Lmao, just an open one, I'm sure.

**Zeus** · 02-21-2011, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by Rebel

Junior year I decided to donate blood. I guess my body just didn't like my blood being drawn from my veins, so I passed out. Unfortunately, no one else passed out, so I was made fun of as a wimp by some snobby kids. That didn't last long after I asked the people who didn't donate blood at all why they were so scared of a tiny needle. They shut up.

Another time, I was at a middle school pool party. We were playing marco polo and I was it. For those of you who don't know how to play, the person it closes their eyes and tries to tag a person. The person it calls out marco, while the others must call out polo. The first person tagged is it. So I had my eyes closed with my hands out walking/swimming around. I heard someone call polo directly to my left so I dove toward the sound. Both my hands ended up landing on her boobs. Very embarrassing.

Well... The last scenario is very likely to happen considering they are probably above water and the only two objects protruding from her body. Thus you are likely to do that

. No Biggie

**Conradin** · 02-21-2011, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by Ladylove

Lmao, just an open one, I'm sure.

trust me, it was used. either that, or somebody had a go-gurt on the bus

**Ladylove** · 02-21-2011, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by conradin

trust me, it was used. either that, or somebody had a go-gurt on the bus

Ahh ewww ewww EWWW

**TwinkTastical** · 02-21-2011, 07:48 PM

Hmm...

Ok... Lets see...

Hmmm....

Got it.

Wait... no....

Ok ok, so... Since were talking alot about jimmys. I was like, swimming in the ocean with some friends, and when i came up.... I had one on my head.

**KingFu** · 02-21-2011, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by Rebel

Junior year I decided to donate blood. I guess my body just didn't like my blood being drawn from my veins, so I passed out. Unfortunately, no one else passed out, so I was made fun of as a wimp by some snobby kids. That didn't last long after I asked the people who didn't donate blood at all why they were so scared of a tiny needle. They shut up.

Another time, I was at a middle school pool party. We were playing marco polo and I was it. For those of you who don't know how to play, the person it closes their eyes and tries to tag a person. The person it calls out marco, while the others must call out polo. The first person tagged is it. So I had my eyes closed with my hands out walking/swimming around. I
heard someone call polo directly to my left so I dove toward the sound. Both my hands ended up landing on her boobs. Very embarrassing.

When I read this I was like "WTF? Who plays Marco polo?" after finishing it I think I'm gonna have a marco polo party for my 15th birthday