Originally Posted by
avikk
You forgot a few!
The noob: always asking for advice and help with maps, expects to get carried thru maps instead of learning how to run maps efficiently. Found in almost all guilds. Need to be left alone till they figure out how to play RPGs.. Yes, thats by playing their role properly. Most importantly this species of player hates to be called noob. Nice/not nice to have in guild? Decide to urself
The nab: Almost the same as the noob except this one wants to learn how to run maps, is open to suggestions and has a voracious apetite when it comes to lapping up AL knowledge. Is socialable, fun to run with and loves being a part of guild.
The nub: just a smelly troll. who loves to halp people even if sometimes it can come across as being trollish. Funneh and nice to have as a friend(makes the worst enemy). This rare species of player can be found in forums, /g and /guildh either fending off "the nabs" or irritating "the noob". Keeps the guild entertained with his/her silliness. Decent map runner. Rare to find a nub without in-depth knowledge of AL. Usually trying to act like a nab this kind can easily be revealed for
what species they r by following the following steps:
1) poke it with a shtick
2) start talking about how nub they are in guildchat
3) host a guild quiz and watch this butterfly unveil its wings.
4) put it in a glass jar, then chortle and its nubiness.
The quizhogger: since we have talked about the quizmasters only fair to mention their arch-nemesis(name says it all). This type is found spamming chats all over arlor, when theres nothing going on their guildchat they will find an unwary target and try to run maps with them to further their profits-of-the-day. Not that they need to, since they have probably earned more from the last quiz than all their guildies combined.
The guildhopper: hoppity hoppity hop.
(P.S.:Finally the most awesome type
The avikk: OP, awesome and incredibly rare... Rumour is there is only of this type. Can be found in barona dungeon nom-nom-noming his treats.
PPS.: me not serious. )
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