KING of tha HILL

I shall commence a sequence known as #DELTA_2324KILLALL.

I take my cereal box, and with a few hours of working, I turn it into a wooden frisbee (wood from the original cereal box), and by the powers of teleportation, I teleport it to the 27th century, where with a few days of fixing, repairing, and upgrading, it teleports back to me into the 21st century. It is heavily spiked, heavily armored, has a mind of its own, and everytime it hits selected target, its speed, defence, offense, and IQ increase by 100x.

So now I target Arterra, as I throw my frisbee, no matter how many times it has been dodged, it finally hit Arterra. ARTERRA = DEAD. Frisbee's speed, defence, offense, and IQ increase by 100x. Now it has the ability to go to a toxic waste dump, put some toxic poison on the spikes so that it can poison the target rather than just stab with the target with the spikes, SO THAT THE DEATH OF THE VICTIM WILL BE MORE PAINFUL MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

/mine

And so I sit in heaven's lobby, wondering how my hill is going. I hear my name called, and I say wassup to the old lady at the counter. She says not much, but you don't quite fit the criteria to get in, sorry. I say oh well, I'm not quite ready for hell, so I guess ill give life another go.

I appear behind you terminator-style-electric-teleportation-time-travelling-ball-thingy and mug you of your clothes (heaven is surprisingly nudist, or at least lightly clothed. And I liked your clothes) and your Frisbee.
I proceed to excecute project delta-minor in which I kick you all the way to the star that is named Delta minor. And befriend your sentient Frisbee and we become best pals on top of /mine hill.

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Originally Posted by Arterra

And so I sit in heaven's lobby, wondering how my hill is going. I hear my name called, and I say wassup to the old lady at the counter. She says not much, but you don't quite fit the criteria to get in, sorry. I say oh well, I'm not quite ready for hell, so I guess ill give life another go.

I appear behind you terminator-style-electric-teleportation-time-travelling-ball-thingy and mug you of your clothes (heaven is surprisingly nudist, or at least lightly clothed. And I liked your clothes) and your Frisbee.
I proceed to excecute project delta-minor in which I kick you all the way to the star that is named Delta minor. And befriend your sentient Frisbee and we become best pals on top of /mine hill.

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Ah, I forgot to mention another ability of the frisbee...

Once IT has been attacked, its IQ, defence, offense, and armor increases by 10,000! Now it's literally pissed at you :p.

And so the frisbee acts like a axe and chops your head off with the poisonous spikes, you are now suffering from the poison on the spikes. It has also created enough IQ to sap life from you, so it saps life from you, which gives me my HP back, and I am now alive, whilst you are dead.

/mine

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Originally Posted by Arterra

I can't see us competing over a goat, sorry. And hey, if you are willing to put up a hill with him, then by all means do so. :)

PS: I call a super exterminator and super fumigate the hill. Mine. And yes he was payed in pl gold.

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ROFL y not! Its not ANY goat, its a MOUNTAIN goat!!!! :D

Lol mountain goat...

Edit: hate how i can't get to advanced posting to make spoiler....

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Originally Posted by Arterra

Lol mountain goat...

Edit: hate how i can't get to advanced posting to make spoiler....

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ikr right? any ways

I gather all of the pikachus in the world including the one in my sig and arterra's sig, then make them all electrocute you and I claim the hill, now swarming with cute pikachus :)

Since I can't see sigs in tapatalk, I somehow achieve immunity and just walk up my hill and smash you with a hamma!

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Originally Posted by Arterra

Since I can't see sigs in tapatalk, I somehow achieve immunity and just walk up my hill and smash you with a hamma!

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well, then they are just invisible pikachus :) and when you were about to use the hammer, the pikachus used volt tackle and you were knocked off the hill and I reclaim the hill

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Originally Posted by Ayc2000

well, then they are just invisible pikachus :) and when you were about to use the hammer, the pikachus used volt tackle and you were knocked off the hill and I reclaim the hill

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But they are hit by recoil so badly, their HP literally jumps to me and I am left standing on a hill of dead pikachu :)

You can't out-pokemon me xD

The floating disc I tossed at arterra has now exploded. The Area Of Effect damage was so great that it killed everyone, everything, and everyplace, except the hill and me.

/mine

EDIT: To be fair, this means I don't have the disc anymore :p

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Originally Posted by Arterra

But they are hit by recoil so badly, their HP literally jumps to me and I am left standing on a hill of dead pikachu :)

You can't out-pokemon me xD

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haha, but they were all holding focas sashes so they all have 1 hp left, and I quickly heal them all by throwing berries at them and max potions too, plus you didn't claim the hill :) this time, they use thunder and you are electrocuted and the thunder refreshes them...but the island is black and barren now...

and as for the pikachu problem, I am resistant to all lightning against me, so therefore pikachus have no affect on me

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Originally Posted by LIGHTNINGLORD67

and as for the pikachu problem, I am resistant to all lightning against me, so therefore pikachus have no affect on me

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well, pikachus arent just lightning, they are also super fast, so they knock you out while you are admiring your wasteland of a hill

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Originally Posted by Ayc2000

well, pikachus arent just lightning, they are also super fast, so they knock you out while you are admiring your wasteland of a hill

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In response to that, I use lawsuit against you and the pikachus!

Pikachus = sued
Ayc2000 = D3C@P1T@T3D!!

Plus you didn't claim the hill :)

/mine

well, right before you decapitated me, I used a decoy, so when you tried cutting its head off, it exploded, and now i am the ruler of the hill
/mine

its simply my hill guys... no if ands or buts.. Ill let ayc borrow it though. so i guess this means. THE BATTLE RAGES ON!

I just out-awesome jespo and he backs off crying.

As for those darn pikachu... I rage and simply load a savestate from before the pikachu or disks, and when the hill was still /mine. I then make sure to stack up on gravellers to own them when they arrive again. As for the disk, I just pocket a electromagnet to make sure it fizzles up when it appears.

well, I stock up on spiritombs, who create an dark barrier that protects me and I ambush you and put you under spiritomb's spell

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Originally Posted by Ayc2000

well, I stock up on spiritombs, who create an dark barrier that protects me and I ambush you and put you under spiritomb's spell

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Ok then, I make sure to get one of my traveller and use dig to come out at the nearest pokecenter. I go to my PC and do a cloning had to get 6 lv100 kyogre (holding anti-super effective berries) and just rock your world with them.
(No really, in Ruby I had maybe 6 friends bases full of lv100 Pokemon, and with one kyogre wiped them all around lol)

Lol, then I clone 100s of mew and transform them into kyogre and your kyogres are super confused an start fighting themselves. Then I use my mews to killoff the rest or your gravelers. /mine

Okthen, while you are busy with graveller, I give my kyogre a few x-accuracy and just spam their freezing onehit K-O (I can remember fissure, but can't remember this one :( )

I explode all of your comupters, causing glass to impact the eyeballs of every human being, except me. YOU ARE NOW BLIND MUHAHAHAHA

/mine

Free of the Pokemon mini war I achieve a state of omni-nirvhana. With it I just think LL out of existence, and float to my hill.

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Originally Posted by Arterra

Free of the Pokemon mini war I achieve a state of omni-nirvhana. With it I just think LL out of existence, and float to my hill.

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I pray to Bramahn and ask him to take you out of nirvana, because you have not followed the eightfold path to reach the state of nirvana. He is angry, so he kills you and you reincarnate into a worm. I think that is how Hinduism works...

What you guys didn't know was...I am now a robot ghost, able to take control of electronic things. So I take control of a huge machine gun!

I KILL ALL OF YOU MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH

/mine

well, just because you take control of the gun doesn't mean you kill us, so we aren't dead haha.... I destroy the gun with a giant hammer and hack into your computer and shut it down.

Look.. if your "the king of the hill"
I'm The GOD of the hill

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Originally Posted by jjjjaaaakkkke

Look.. if your "the king of the hill"
I'm The GOD of the hill

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but what if some of the hill inhabitants don't have a god?

I hack into your computers, set a program where it will explode within a certain amount of time, and then when you guys log on, you won't expect it, BOOM! (goes the weasel! jk)

/mine

But, I logged on with your hacked account, so all of your personal info is destroyed :) no one k ow who you are, so they overthrow you and I am king

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Originally Posted by Ayc2000

But, I logged on with your hacked account, so all of your personal info is destroyed :) no one k ow who you are, so they overthrow you and I am king

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But I get an RPG, I lay low in the bushes, and then as I aim for your head, I suddenly get ambushed by your army!
I kill all of your army so my chance to kil you is increased by alot.

I load the RPG, and...

****BOOOOOOOM****

/mine

Gasp, an assassin? :( I hire the worlds best mercenary to kill you then, now all I have to do is wait... :)

... that would be me :cool:

so i just take your gold, and kill you for good meaasure. however, a job is a job, so i hunt down and kill LL too with my sniper 5ki11z.
/mine

:( treason... You die and I was not Killed, that was my level one twink disguised as me :) mine

I come back to life with demigod-like powers, and I murder you all with my imaginary axe! (LOL)

/mine

well, I have dev like powers for 1 min, so /kill lightninglord mwahahahahahaha
/mine

I lay dead for 1 minute straight and when your dev powers are up, i respawn back to life, decapitate you, and claim the hill!

/mine

I respawn and disguise mysel as an innocent twink bear, gain your trust, and kill you :)

Ah but the thing is, you did not claim the hill, so I respawn, i place teh flag on the hill, and its mine..
/mine

But you realize you forgot to put on pants and run away crying like a little girl,with no idea where your house is and everyone laughing at you. I then turn off my nightmare machine, chuckle, and take /mine hill.