KING of tha HILL

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I shall commence a sequence known as #DELTA_2324KILLALL.

I take my cereal box, and with a few hours of working, I turn it into a wooden frisbee (wood from the original cereal box), and by the powers of teleportation, I teleport it to the 27th century, where with a few days of fixing, repairing, and upgrading, it teleports back to me into the 21st century. It is heavily spiked, heavily armored, has a mind of its own, and everytime it hits selected target, its speed, defence, offense, and IQ increase by 100x.

So now I target Arterra, as I throw my frisbee, no matter how many times it has been dodged, it finally hit Arterra. ARTERRA = DEAD. Frisbee's speed, defence, offense, and IQ increase by 100x. Now it has the ability to go to a toxic waste dump, put some toxic poison on the spikes so that it can poison the target rather than just stab with the target with the spikes, SO THAT THE DEATH OF THE VICTIM WILL BE MORE PAINFUL MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

/mine

[Arterra]

And so I sit in heaven's lobby, wondering how my hill is going. I hear my name called, and I say wassup to the old lady at the counter. She says not much, but you don't quite fit the criteria to get in, sorry. I say oh well, I'm not quite ready for hell, so I guess ill give life another go.

I appear behind you terminator-style-electric-teleportation-time-travelling-ball-thingy and mug you of your clothes (heaven is surprisingly nudist, or at least lightly clothed. And I liked your clothes) and your Frisbee.
I proceed to excecute project delta-minor in which I kick you all the way to the star that is named Delta minor. And befriend your sentient Frisbee and we become best pals on top of /mine hill.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

And so I sit in heaven's lobby, wondering how my hill is going. I hear my name called, and I say wassup to the old lady at the counter. She says not much, but you don't quite fit the criteria to get in, sorry. I say oh well, I'm not quite ready for hell, so I guess ill give life another go.

I appear behind you terminator-style-electric-teleportation-time-travelling-ball-thingy and mug you of your clothes (heaven is surprisingly nudist, or at least lightly clothed. And I liked your clothes) and your Frisbee.
I proceed to excecute project delta-minor in which I kick you all the way to the star that is named Delta minor. And befriend your sentient Frisbee and we become best pals on top of /mine hill.

Ah, I forgot to mention another ability of the frisbee...

Once IT has been attacked, its IQ, defence, offense, and armor increases by 10,000! Now it's literally pissed at you .

And so the frisbee acts like a axe and chops your head off with the poisonous spikes, you are now suffering from the poison on the spikes. It has also created enough IQ to sap life from you, so it saps life from you, which gives me my HP back, and I am now alive, whilst you are dead.

/mine

[Register]

I can't see us competing over a goat, sorry. And hey, if you are willing to put up a hill with him, then by all means do so.

PS: I call a super exterminator and super fumigate the hill. Mine. And yes he was payed in pl gold.

ROFL y not! Its not ANY goat, its a MOUNTAIN goat!!!!

[Arterra]

Lol mountain goat...

Edit: hate how i can't get to advanced posting to make spoiler....

[Ayc2000]

Lol mountain goat...

Edit: hate how i can't get to advanced posting to make spoiler....

ikr right? any ways

I gather all of the pikachus in the world including the one in my sig and arterra's sig, then make them all electrocute you and I claim the hill, now swarming with cute pikachus

[Arterra]

Since I can't see sigs in tapatalk, I somehow achieve immunity and just walk up my hill and smash you with a hamma!

[Ayc2000]

Since I can't see sigs in tapatalk, I somehow achieve immunity and just walk up my hill and smash you with a hamma!

well, then they are just invisible pikachus and when you were about to use the hammer, the pikachus used volt tackle and you were knocked off the hill and I reclaim the hill

[Arterra]

well, then they are just invisible pikachus and when you were about to use the hammer, the pikachus used volt tackle and you were knocked off the hill and I reclaim the hill

But they are hit by recoil so badly, their HP literally jumps to me and I am left standing on a hill of dead pikachu

You can't out-pokemon me xD

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

The floating disc I tossed at arterra has now exploded. The Area Of Effect damage was so great that it killed everyone, everything, and everyplace, except the hill and me.

/mine

EDIT: To be fair, this means I don't have the disc anymore

[Ayc2000]

But they are hit by recoil so badly, their HP literally jumps to me and I am left standing on a hill of dead pikachu

You can't out-pokemon me xD

haha, but they were all holding focas sashes so they all have 1 hp left, and I quickly heal them all by throwing berries at them and max potions too, plus you didn't claim the hill this time, they use thunder and you are electrocuted and the thunder refreshes them...but the island is black and barren now...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

and as for the pikachu problem, I am resistant to all lightning against me, so therefore pikachus have no affect on me

[Ayc2000]

and as for the pikachu problem, I am resistant to all lightning against me, so therefore pikachus have no affect on me

well, pikachus arent just lightning, they are also super fast, so they knock you out while you are admiring your wasteland of a hill

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

well, pikachus arent just lightning, they are also super fast, so they knock you out while you are admiring your wasteland of a hill

In response to that, I use lawsuit against you and the pikachus!

Pikachus = sued
Ayc2000 = D3C@P1T@T3D!!

Plus you didn't claim the hill

/mine

[Ayc2000]

well, right before you decapitated me, I used a decoy, so when you tried cutting its head off, it exploded, and now i am the ruler of the hill
/mine

[Jespo]

its simply my hill guys... no if ands or buts.. Ill let ayc borrow it though. so i guess this means. THE BATTLE RAGES ON!

[Arterra]

I just out-awesome jespo and he backs off crying.

As for those darn pikachu... I rage and simply load a savestate from before the pikachu or disks, and when the hill was still /mine. I then make sure to stack up on gravellers to own them when they arrive again. As for the disk, I just pocket a electromagnet to make sure it fizzles up when it appears.

[Ayc2000]

well, I stock up on spiritombs, who create an dark barrier that protects me and I ambush you and put you under spiritomb's spell

[Arterra]

well, I stock up on spiritombs, who create an dark barrier that protects me and I ambush you and put you under spiritomb's spell

Ok then, I make sure to get one of my traveller and use dig to come out at the nearest pokecenter. I go to my PC and do a cloning had to get 6 lv100 kyogre (holding anti-super effective berries) and just rock your world with them.
(No really, in Ruby I had maybe 6 friends bases full of lv100 Pokemon, and with one kyogre wiped them all around lol)

[Ayc2000]

Lol, then I clone 100s of mew and transform them into kyogre and your kyogres are super confused an start fighting themselves. Then I use my mews to killoff the rest or your gravelers. /mine