Hahahaha Dizko your last one was great!!
Hahahaha Dizko your last one was great!!
No love for me?Originally Posted by TheBaconKing
I love you.
We all love you
Dizko if i was on your server, we would make bear-falcon babies
In soviet russia, sandwich makes woman!
Aww...thats....too bad.
A guy enters a bar carrying a bear. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this bear's mouth and place my genitals inside. The bear will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the bear's mouth. The bear closes its mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the bear on the top of its head. The bear opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
Lol!
Very nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ_OhPXUJ2M THATS ME !!!!!
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In Soviet Russia, warriors are good...
In soviet russia, rebels liveIn Soviet Russia, warriors are good...
A man in a punishment center must spend a long time in one of three rooms.
The first one has people standing up to their waist's in poo (i don't wanna break the rules here)
The man says, "No, show me the next room."
He is taken to the second room, where people are standing up to their necks in poo
The man says again, "No, show me the next room."
In the last room, people are standing in poo up to their knees, drinking coffee.
The man says happily, "I'll choose this one." He walks into the room, and pours himself a cup of coffee.
As the officer is leaving the room, she says, "Alright everyone, coffee break's over, back on your heads."
So two men are playing golf, when one asks the other what he does for a living. The guy says, "You wouldn't believe me if I told you", but the first man insists. So the second man says, "I'm an assassin, I kill people for money." The first guy just laughs, and so the second walks over to the golf cart and takes out his bag. From inside, he pulls out a case, opens it, and proceeds to assemble a sniper rifle. The first man is amazed. "Mind if I look through the scope?" he asks, and the assassin agrees.
The man looks through the high-focus scope and says, "Hey, I can see my house from here! And there's my wife in the window... and she's with another man!" He turns, furious, to the assassin and asks him what he charges. "$200 per shot", he says, so the first man says "I'd like to buy two shots. I want you to put one through her head, and another through his groin to teach him a lesson." So the assassin attaches his scope and looks through, and pauses. The first man says, "What are you waiting for?", to which the assassin responds, "Well, if you wait just a minute I can save you $200..."
Jackarrow - Archer
Regulas - Warrior
There's a bear who shows up in a game where other warriors have gathered to hunt trolls. Only he shows up without a weapon.
The other warriors are very curious. "How you gonna get a troll without a weapon?" they ask.
"Do you have a shiv?"
"No," says the bear.
"Do you have a club?"
"No," says the bear.
"Don't you worry. I'm gonna get myself a troll. Just wait right here and see."
The bear leaves the room and disappears into the crypts for a few minutes.
Eventually he happens upon a troll and he kicks it to get it really angry. The troll starts to chase after the bear, so the bear starts running back towards the room.
Finally the warriors hear him running down the hall and yelling, "Open the door! Open the door!"
They open the door and the bear runs into the room and holds the door open behind him. To the surprise of the other warriors, an angry troll follows close behind, running into the room.
Then the bear slams the door shut, and says, "You skin that one. I'll go get another."
adapted from a joke I found online.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get more dex.
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Enchantresses only suck because they are females.
LOL True! JK
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What happens when you make an enchantress a bowtress?
They no longer suck.
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