Name: Conradin
Boss: Vular Ticker
Age: 6 months 17 days, 29 minutes 38 seconds(Hey! Im a bug!)
Occupation: Hide-n-seek champion (pays better than you think, free chili dogs and diapers for a year)
Hobbies: Pinching things, watching bugs life.
Dream Date: A Romantic dinner in the Waste Disposal System (WDS) then off to watch a game of dungball.
Thanks! by far one of the coolest contest iv'e seen
RIP Twinktastic
AEO is the way to go~now recruiting
Name: ProSophist
Guild: Phoenix
Boss: Vular Mother
Age : I prefer not to tell anyone.
Occupation: Full-time single mother of Vular Ticker, a 13-space old teenager who is always missing, and another kid on the way, Vular Egg. I'm also a part-time babysitter for Miner McGuirk's squidlings and Alpha Dog's baby boy, Growler .
Hobbies: Reading James Joyce novels, cooking Italian food, collecting human body parts for my scrapbook.
Dream date: A romantic dinner date with Miner McGuirk followed by watching "Starship Troopers" in Commercial Filming section of Slouch-O, and then maybe back at my place for some 550 B.C. Pinot Vular and Commando shavings cocktail. Or I would love to travel with him to Madagascar to join the annual Madagascar Roach Convention and see the infamous Madagascar Hissing Roaches.
Last edited by ProSophist; 11-09-2011 at 05:39 PM.
Anybody can sacrifice a queen. The real trick is getting away with it.
Name: Eyesharp
Guild: Alliance of Blackstar
Boss: Hacked Load lifter
Age: 99
Occupation: Loading ileagle cargo
Hobbies: Playing with Bob ( The builder), Football, Dancing to techno music, and finding rare drops to give to people.
Perfect Date: A cyber boat floating through cyber space and some red spot as an Appetizer and a mechanical man helm for dinner and nuts for dessert. After that I'll ask my dear friend The Director bot to make an action comedy movie for me. Than rent a movie and go home.
Proud reaper of The Dead Society
I'll volunteer to judge*swoon*
Woop! Thanks Canon, pleasure to be picked among the fine set of Judges here alreadyOriginally Posted by CanonicalKoi
Do I get to pick your OP? Hehe. Pretty Epic
Keep them coming! As Eb said this is tough competition right here
Still trying to comprehend how 2k+ can die from Barrels O.o
Name: Trollee
Guild: Noobs for Life
Boss: Mysterious Figure
Age: With Oley's Anti-Ageing cream he wouldn't look a day older than 25
Occupation: Selling "lollies" to teenagers in the seedy alleyway behind Slouch-O nightclub
Hobbies: Looting all the platinum from the broken enhancer vendor
Dream Date: A nice movie at Slouch-O with his soulmate, Miner McGurk... yes, he swings that way.
Last edited by Trollee; 11-11-2011 at 02:59 AM.
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Name: kirti
Guild: Star Guards Of Blackstar
Boss: miner mc guirk
Age: 9999. (killing humans from 9999 years)
Occupation: Hate humans,kill humans,pwn humans.
Hobbies: Rock Dance,wearing cool vanity squid,playing with small squids.
Perfect Date: Vular mother (his girl friend) , At numa prime uncharted ruins where guardian serves em dinner.
Miner McGurick
Age 19 human years *McGurick chuckles*
Occupation Model for the magazine "In their own way..." Also works as a mushroom farmer on the weekends.
Hobbies Burping, Farting, Eating, Yelling, Punching walls, Being attacked by low levels.
Dream Date Storming the "Tutorial" killing everyone we see! After that we can eat some poisonus mushrooms to see who vomits first!
name:eziocreed
guild:Nebula Enforcers
Boss:T340 Cannon
Age: Programmed...
Occupation: *BEEP* BEEP* Defending mode...
Hobbies: *BEEP* BEEP* *BEEP* Doing Beeps...
Dream date: *BEEP* BEEP* Eating plasma AMP-pistol laserz...... in other words eating yum yums or lasers... *BEEP* *YUM*
hey kirti.... why leave guild??..... -Eziocreed
name:-®ITTIK
Guild:- © O R E(gm)
Boss:-Mysterious figure(shemale)
Age:- umm dont know..looks like a teenager
Occupation:-Towel salesman
Hobbies:-Sneaking on female robots as they go to bathroom for taking bathe....in the name of giving towels
Dream Date:-With Dan Sadusky (model always posing and showing off in blackstar) in sloch-o theatre to romantic movies and giving him all the EPICS AND LEGENDARY as present...and not giving us anything! :-(
Devil On My Shoulder,Lord As The Witness!
My entry !
Name: Silentcat
Guild: Legacy
Boss: Mysterious Figure
Age: 55.. well.. sometimes 60.. I don't know why !
Occupation: Professional liar and spicy chips eater, aaaaaaand... having fun with online noobs.
Hobbies: Expert in mooing, newbie in gooming dogs, uber super extra expert in cleaning toilets, dashing duct tape duds for daring dudes.. hmm..
Dream Date: Hmm..I don't remember my girlfriend's name.. let me check on Facebook ! Ok, go it. I'd love to be in a Hot tub, the one near the chest number 1 in outer limits, with some waffles, and a soda for sure.. all that with this awesome, wonderful, extra beautiful.. and good smelling woman.. Vular mother ! I will do her an amazing hot tub massage ! Owww babyyyy imaa eaaat heeeer !
- Cat
Name: Liathea
Guild: Illuminati
Boss: Von Uber
Age: 24 (that’s 72 in Vular years)
Occupation: I am a full-time graphic designer for the Cultists. Those Vular Love signs are my pride and joy. I am also the creator of the annual Vu-la-lah! dress-up competition, and it is my pleasure to serve as the top judge every year.
Hobbies: Riding Vular Tankers bareback, dreaming up the next costume for my little voluptuous vular Valerie, and taking classes on various vular subjects. They really are such amazing little creatures!
Dream Date: I would transport you to the plains of Numa to watch the sunset as Valerie capered nearby, mingling and communing with her brethren. Then we would continue back to my suite of rooms at the Shipyard, where I would woo you with my cooking and accordion skills. Lastly, I would spirit you away to the rec room, where we would while away several hours at the billiards table and pinball machines. I bet I could even get them to play Vular Vixen on the big screen for us! *wink wink*
Last edited by Liathea; 11-11-2011 at 07:49 PM.
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Name
Kakatoa91
Boss:
Mad Doc Mc Creary
Age:
44 Earth years old appearance.
Occupation:
I am just a humble doctor doing some researches in Dynastar laboratory.
I have worked on special enhancers that boost all human capacities. Hard to balance at first as you can see on the Juicers that roam my labs.
In the end, I found the right formulas. The only thing I could not get rid off is the drug related addiction.
The products license were sold some years ago.
I heard this STS Earth company is making big bucks now.
But my main project was to find way to eternal life.
I succeed finally thanks to the alien samples gathered by Dynastar.
Not only my serum stop the aging process but it help you regenerate and come back from death. As you can imagine, it is a popular and expensive serum sold to rich bosses in this universe.
As proof, kill me...
I'll come back again and again.
Ahahahaaa...
Hobbies:
Well I am taking acting lessons.
At the moment, I am thinking more and more that I have what it takes to breakthrough in tv or cinema's production.
I know I am able to do more than just playing dead.
I have some contacts at Sloucho thanks to my serum little traffic.
They say I got the look and sex-appeal of Jorge Clowney, the Dr. Ross of the serie ER.
But they also said, my spirit and depravity is closer to Huge Lowry from Dr. House.
Slouchos production are thinking now of creating a serie just for me call Dr. HousER.
Apparently, this is what cause an upset at Sloucho and force to postpone the project.
Damn machines...
Dream Date:
Thanks to my job since my universal actor carreer didnt start yet, I am meeting lots of young women in my laboratory, a bit like a 30 seconds speed dating.
The only problem, they all kill me each time after the presentations.
Luckily, I am immortal.
Still hurts my feelings as you can imagine.
But I am smart, I am gathering each time the dna samples of the cutest ones.
At the moment, I am cloning each one of them without their violent temper of course.
As soon as I have cloned a harem full of thousand beauties, I will bring them on Earth and invite them at my mother's house.
She will be finally happy to see I have succeeded in my personnal life and will cook us the best dinner ever.
Probably the best first dream date.
Ah I miss my mom's food...
I hate those dehydrated space rations... cant make a decent romantic dinner with those.
Hahaha keep them coming! I'm still waiting for the one that makes me LOL. Other than that they are funny.
When the sky falls, when it crumbles,
we will stand tall, and face it all together.
Mine made me actually laugh. I made myslelf LOL alone..Hahaha keep them coming! I'm still waiting for the one that makes me LOL. Other than that they are funny.
- Cat
LolMine made me actually laugh. I made myslelf LOL alone..Hahaha keep them coming! I'm still waiting for the one that makes me LOL. Other than that they are funny.
- Cat
When the sky falls, when it crumbles,
we will stand tall, and face it all together.
I made you LOL ! *opens the door, and runs away..*
- Cat
Name: STARKISS
Guild: Phoenix
Boss: Mysterious Figure
Age: 140 Mysterious Years..."I don't know how many of those years I was a female"
Occupation: GM of The Shipyards Distribution Center
Hobbies Loves playing basketball, watch movies, and give humans a hard time.
Dream Date: Would love to take Jessica Alba on a boat trip to the Bahamas. Make an Action movie with Zoe Zaldana (directed by Director Bot), and play basketball with Michael Jordan...(Go Bulls!) "Sorry I'm still stuck in the 90's" plus it has always been my dream...shhhh ...Also take zumba classes with all the girls from blackstar..."I can shake my hips, better then Shakira"....
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Last edited by Princesssa7508; 11-18-2011 at 08:58 AM.
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Name: Wizardstarr
Guild: INDEPENDENT
Boss: Mysterious Figure
Age: im not to say all I can is that I was in 300 the movie so im old but I love to do what kids do (spooky O.o)
occplution:works in Burger King
Hobbies: kills little kids in the dark,going to pc and play online poker with Sam, have party with bosses of guardian & DROID (no miner he smells xP),go to blackstarr dress as Honey (O.O),kick the crap out of hyun (lol),eat dinner with lilmiss,javier,bubu,crio,meows,pinkcats,nike,ruby, wiz at Wendy's (we leave javier with the bill),and enjoy playing MW3,GOW3,and BF3
Dream Date: I wanted to go to a J.B concert and show off my I <3 J.B shirt and go wild,go Share a soda with famous phyco kill Chucky,eat a sneaker with adam sandler,sky diving with BAM,sing with BTR
Last edited by wizardstarr; 11-16-2011 at 11:32 PM.
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