What fictitious character is like you?

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Way, way off-topic discussion stuff. Call it a game... Will you play??

Here's the question: What fictitious character (from movies, literature, TV, folk-lore, etc.) is most like you, and why?

For example, I might say: The character Donnie from the movie The Big Lebowski is like me because he has really crazy friends, he's quiet, and loves to bowl. Now, that would be completely the wrong answer for me, because I rarely bowl, I never shut up, and Steve Buscemi is way better looking than me... but you get the drift!

I'll add mine if anyone gives a thoughtful reply... (because I don't have one yet, this is harder than I thought! )

Edit: It's my 100th post. What I week I've had! First, I get invited to the cool-kids' table by some of PL/SL's officially-designated "most popular people", now I'm a Senior Member!! *buffs nails on lapel* I'd like to thank the academy... my agent.... Steve Buscemi...