Some, if not most of these are FAR less clever than an "I don't always" should be.
1. Ayc2000 I don't always gurgox fart, but when I do, I always blind the boss so it misses because I might as well take advantage of the hit debuff XD.
2. Buubuuftw I don't always solo Meathead naked, but when I do... I always win because... I secretly have my gear on underneath my shirt in my secret compartment in my secret box! =P
3. Commanderkeen I don't always solo the Whacked Out Juicer, but when I do I use my fists because he's not worth using my weilding torches on.
4. Cool4ever100 I don't always party with delphina, But when I do we party hard And I let Delph cook up my ginger bread, Because he belongs in a good place(in Delph's stomach) then the next morning came and I missed my cookie and went in shock after I watch the video of what happened
5. drewcapu I don't always hit on NPCS, but when I do, I hit on Mirage because I know she is real.
6. Fyrce I don't always break the ice But when I do, it's at the sizzling Party of the Year! Because a red-hot conga draws out even a frosty Santa!
7. Gluttony I don't always feed the beggars, but when I do decide to talk to them, it's because of my need to outsmart them.
8. graypin13 I don't always kill the crocs, but when i do, i will use my fish pole, becuz of who doesn't like to have a decreation which is made by corc's head hang on wall?
9. Mageprodigy I don't Always buy the newest sets, but when I do I make sure I look good! Because the ladies like It!
10. Mitchturbo I don't always work after hours at my desk job. But when i do I usually find I'm slacking and a supervisor gets mad. Because they pay me a good wage and I end up playing Star Legends instead :-)
11. NECROREAPER I don't always like Pumpkins, but when I do... Who am I kidding, I ALWAYS like Pumpkins
12. octavos I dont always have a drink of water, but when I do, I make sure the floor isn't Electrified. Because....who doesn't drink water responsibly. Stay thirsty my friends.
13. pocketlegendshq I don't always eat meat... But when I do, I prefer some homemade BBQ chicken...Because who doesn't like roasting the archers who would have shot you...with an arrow...in the knee...oh whatever, you get the point...see what I did there?...because arrows are pointy and...you know what, just forget it, I'll shut up now...
14. Roc I don’t always look sketchy, but when I do I’m sure to be by sketchy things because I live life to the sketchiest...I mean fullest!
15. Trollee I don't always solo Red Beard McGrieg, but when I do he always seems to escape...!? Then I get ambushed by alien dogs! Argh! Stay nooby my friends (:
16. Urqui I don't always find Justg But When I Do, I use a gingerbread man to scare him Because it's his only weakness
17. Vildax I don't always visit the mysterious forbidden crypt, but... when I do not one, not two, not three but four Vyxnaars come out to greet me, because they realise that only when they team up on me will they be able to take me down
18. Xazic I don't always dance, but when I do, It is because I'm feeling FUNKY!
19. XchilangopwnX I don't always choose to stand in nasty ooze, but when I do I hope that I may transform into the next super powered super hero freak with a future in Marvel Comics
20. Xcrucherx I don't always get to party, but when I do, I party with my cool guild mates or devs, because I like good company!
Some, if not most of these are FAR less clever than an "I don't always" should be.
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