"Nerdy", maybe?
I am the very model of a modern Mage with wand in hand,
I've been from Coney Island to the sands of the old Samarkand,
Long have I studied Physick and the code of numerology,
Gazed upon the planets, stars, and moons as far as human eye can see.
I've read the palms of kings, a duke and even a rhinoceros,
Studied the phrenology of pygmies and hippopotamus,
In short, in matters scary, magical and toxins in a gland,
I am the very model of a modern Mage with wand in hand.
(with deepest apologies to Messrs. Gilbert and Sullivan)
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