Oh MAN I have a good one.
A couple years ago, I was laying out on the back deck of a beach house in Galveston Island... trying to get some sun on my pale self. I had my eyes closed and I feel something wet hit me... right in the middle of my... chest... It was a huge blob of orange bird poo. I RAN down to the outdoor shower and got it off, then rushed inside to scrub my skin raw.
Ahaha eww. Yeah, there are a lot of embarrassing moments to be said about that particular area. Like this guy at work accidentally hit me there and he was like omg sorry. I was like "it's ok, it was an accident and it was the back of your hand anyway..." He was like, "ohhh good to know".
In the middle of my cafateria last year, My friend offered me his Ginger Ale because he wasnt thirsty, i began to drink, and started laughing really hard at one of my friends remarks to another (Idr what it was lol) So anyway, i got up from the table still laughing, and then wouldn't you know it, it shoots out of my nose, it being Ginger Ale, it burned so bad that I couldnt see, and i was a mess with spit and soda all over me and my face, tears coming out of my eyes from the soda fizz, I then proceeded to back up, only tripping over a piece of slippery plastic on the ground, and I get knocket out cold. I wake up in the nurses office a mess, and the nurse laughing at me. D:
-At the end of the day, It's the end of the day.
*Epic Spongebath Time*
I know this makes me sound like a total idiot....But what's cleavage?
Aww haha that's awful. I put two packs of texas pete in my friend's drink at work once. She was really thirsty and started chugging it... you should have SEEN how big her eyes got. She went in the cooler, grabbed a chocolate milk, and knocked it out. Thennnn she was chasing me around the kitchen...
My class was playing this game called fly swatters. Theres 2 teams and one person from each team playing at a time. They give you a complex problem and you have to solve it and find the answer hidden around the room and slap it with a fly swatter. You can also do what i call booty bump your opponent to slow them down. It was me versus my current boyfriend and he hip checked me and i fell inside the garbage can.
we wre playing flag football in gym, we had to wear those little flags on a belt. Any ways i was playing against a babe, and she reached to grap my flag but instead grabbed my shorts. Everyone was cracking up at me laying on the ground in my boxers, with my shorts around my ankles.
RIP Twinktastic
AEO is the way to go~now recruiting
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