atlorian election 2016

[Java]

Some interesting supporters you have Hoardy.

[Hoardseeker]

Some interesting supporters you have Hoardy.

Lol wot? Someone's Creating so many accounts im gud president -.-

[bonjovi3223]

I was not paid, or bribed in any way. #Hail4pres

Every prisoner is also innocent.

[konafez]

*dives to rescue cake*

[Schnitzel]

What are with all these user names thanking posts lol

@Hail, sorry might have miscounted (or forgot who already voted)
This is difficult, someone ask a mod to just put a poll on this thread...

[konafez]

What are with all these user names thanking posts lol

@Hail, sorry might have miscounted (or forgot who already voted)
This is difficult, someone ask a mod to just put a poll on this thread...

Yeah, some of the user names are...interesting.... -.-

[cotard]

i have decided

[Hoardseeker]

Yeah, some of the user names are...interesting.... -.-

LoL -_-_-_-_-_- #BurnTheBakery

[konafez]

LoL -_-_-_-_-_- #BurnTheBakery

Yeah that one is just mean.....

[chrismichael]

cake 4 lyfe

[bonjovi3223]

Yeah, some of the user names are...interesting.... -.-

Lol....I actually took a pick of some of those names.

[Seoratrek]

Should we make this into a contest? Fun funsies of course

[ilhanna]

Should we make this into a contest? Fun funsies of course

Yes! Campaign poster design, campaign button, or even...candidate videos? Moderated president debate on hot issues like ending pet hunger and the threat of ISIS (Inadequate Set Items Supply) that undermine the very fabric of Arlorian community...

(I can just imagine Kona's campaign video.)

(Make a ton of popcorn and get comfortable to watch the Arlorian Idol...er...election.)

[Hail]

I have decided to take up #BurntheBakery as my official campaign slogan.

@Seo, sounds fun!

[konafez]

Should we make this into a contest? Fun funsies of course

Yes! Sounds fun!

[konafez]

I have decided to take up #BurntheBakery as my official campaign slogan.

That's just so wrong!

[ilhanna]

Election: Voters alarmed by increased hostility

Kraag (5/14). Voters expressed concerns over escalating hostility between leading Arlorian presidential election candidates, Hail and Konafez. Following a hostage situation involving an unidentified grain product and unauthorized use of weaponry, and in the wake of Team Hail newly adopted campaign slogan, many citizens are wondering if their future holds more than just the threat of turnip bashing.

"I don't hold with cruelty to vegetables," Mr Romaine Greens of Brackenridge Farmers Association said on Friday. "We don't raise turnips to be used for beating people. We grow them to be chopped, sliced, mashed and stewed."

Commenting on Team Hail's new slogan, Mr Rolls of Kraag Guild of Bakers and Confectioners said, "They still need to eat bread after election, don't they? Burning bakeries achieves nothing but a lingering smell of burned toast, I tell you. Try buttering that up."

The Kraag military and law enforcement agencies also voiced their concerns over the use of alleged illegal weapons during the presidential campaign. "We suspect an increase in illegal trafficking of arms," Gen. Dimitrius told the media at a press conference Friday night. "Our sources revealed that a number of 'Big Muffins' had been shipped to a party affiliated with one of the candidates, while a huge sum of funds has been paid for a consignment of illegal 'Custard Pies.'"

Mr Rovohn Rovohnsson, president of Garetta Association of Armourers, said the public has the right to be concerned when the Custard Pie ("Single shot splat") is involved. "In all my years in arms manufacture, there has never been anything quite as lethal as [the Custard Pie] in terms of the three C's: caliber, calories and cholesterol."

"Whatever happens to the tradition of dog walking and baby kissing during election campain?" said Ms Karin of Kraag. "All this food fight doesn't make us more inclined to vote for either candidate."

Team Hail and Team Konafez had been unavailable for comment before this article went to press.

[Kaziscate]

Should we make this into a contest? Fun funsies of course

How about a cake eating contest?

[konafez]

Election: Voters alarmed by increased hostility

Kraag (5/14). Voters expressed concerns over escalating hostility between leading Arlorian presidential election candidates, Hail and Konafez. Following a hostage situation involving an unidentified grain product and unauthorized use of weaponry, and in the wake of Team Hail newly adopted campaign slogan, many citizens are wondering if their future holds more than just the threat of turnip bashing.

"I don't hold with cruelty to vegetables," Mr Romaine Greens of Brackenridge Farmers Association said on Friday. "We don't raise turnips to be used for beating people. We grow them to be chopped, sliced, mashed and stewed."

Commenting on Team Hail's new slogan, Mr Rolls of Kraag Guild of Bakers and Confectioners said, "They still need to eat bread after election, don't they? Burning bakeries achieves nothing but a lingering smell of burned toast, I tell you. Try buttering that up."

The Kraag military and law enforcement agencies also voiced their concerns over the use of alleged illegal weapons during the presidential campaign. "We suspect an increase in illegal trafficking of arms," Gen. Dimitrius told the media at a press conference Friday night. "Our sources revealed that a number of 'Big Muffins' had been shipped to a party affiliated with one of the candidates, while a huge sum of funds has been paid for a consignment of illegal 'Custard Pies.'"

Mr Rovohn Rovohnsson, president of Garetta Association of Armourers, said the public has the right to be concerned when the Custard Pie ("Single shot splat") is involved. "In all my years in arms manufacture, there has never been anything quite as lethal as [the Custard Pie] in terms of the three C's: caliber, calories and cholesterol."

"Whatever happens to the tradition of dog walking and baby kissing during election campain?" said Ms Karin of Kraag. "All this food fight doesn't make us more inclined to vote for either candidate."

Team Hail and Team Konafez had been unavailable for comment before this article went to press.

OK this is one of the best things I have ever seen in my life

+100000 for this!

[konafez]

My fellow arlorians!

I'm proposing a three step program to scale back violence in this campaign

1. A strategic baked goods limitations treaty

2. A ban on the sale of all weaponised vegetables, excluding beets (but there will be a three day waiting period on all beets)

3. Better background checks on weaponised vegetables, excluding vegetables used for hunting (celery, artichokes , rutabaga) and banning the sale of explosive eggplant

I'm also planning subsidized salt factory's and due icing crews