KING of tha HILL

[StompArtist]

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[IStrobe]

I become unparalyzed and I'm laying down on the ground twitching and I sweep kick your legs so you fall and I hurry and stand up and captin Morgan pose and ask " got little captin in you?"

/my hill... Once again

[Ayc2000]

You forget that LL67 has cleats on and you miss like I did. Now, I push you off the island and its mine.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I still did not trip, therefore, I jump 10000 feet into the air, and crush you with my cleats.

/mine.

Also, stomp, don't bring that up please.

[Ayc2000]

But, your cleats are stuck to the ground, so you fall on your face and I cover you in mud lol
/mine

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

But, your cleats are stuck to the ground, so you fall on your face and I cover you in mud lol
/mine

I immediately become resistant to mud. Since I am resistant to dirt and undrinkable water.

I get up, remove my cleats, toss them with so much force that I fall down, but it skyrockets you into space. I place the flag on the hill.

/mine

[Ayc2000]

Well, the gravity brings me back down, and I land right on top of your flag. My landing creates a rift that swallows you. The island is mine now...

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Yes, your ISLAND is yours, but since u didn't claim the hill, I shall now claim it!

/mine

[Nytesdawn]

I walk in with a hockey stick. Whack you off the island. And claim the land.

EDIT: /mine

[Ayc2000]

Oops, well, you can claim it, but no one will know because your in the rift so it is mine.

[Nytesdawn]

Well at least the hill is still mine.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I get a baseball bat and swing it at your head, giving you a concussion, and therefore I claim the hill.

/mine

[Nytesdawn]

My clone walks up with a stick and blasts you off the planet, revives me and I claim the hill.

[Ayc2000]

I dissipate your clone and you are powerless without it. I pick up the baseball bat off the ground and hit you. Giving you an even more severe concussion.
/mine

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I steal the baseball bat and smack your head off!

/mine

[Nytesdawn]

I steal ur baseball bat and whack you inside mars and incinerate the bat.

/mine

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

The radiation of mars gives me the power to teleport. I remake a new spiked baseball bat, teleport behind you, and slash you in half.

/mine

[Nytesdawn]

I respawn (mmos ftw) and eat you, spit you into the sun with super ultra powers of Monkey Quest and Family Guy and claim the island.

/mine 4ever

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

I respawn (mmos certainly ARE FTW!) with a business suit. I beat you in a law case because you cannot claim the hill forever. Therefore, I am suing you. The hill is now mine. LOL

/mine

(Side comment: this is fun)

[Nytesdawn]

I assassinate the judge, impersonate him and make you appear guilty. Now I put unable to respawn powder on you, execute you, illegally claim my hill (I see a loophole here XD) and

/mine