All the elves died except one (elf queen)
All the elves died except one (elf queen)
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Elf queen made babies
She had 9 babies. Five male four female.
Being their destiny, the babies flew into the sky, colliding together to form the amazing "Antennas."
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But then, evil aliens came into the scene and wanted to steal those antennas because the aliens didn't have one for their space prom
But the aliens then landed in forest haven and ate Ellie. No more potions
Nothing related to any players or drug references because they already got me into trouble
Here's the full story up till page 2. you gotsta read the whole thing from page 1 :|
K, i swear, im done procrastinating.
There once lived a Zombie, he was a sad little creature, didnt have friends nor even family.
So one day, off he went. To visit the king of all archers, The Archer King.
Upon aquantiance, the king had plans. So he om-nom-nomed the poor zombie while doing a frightful dance.
He thought to himself "Hm, I should tell this tale to a good friend o'mine". He could only think of such one person. Meathead, that old swine.
Unfortunate of all events, the zombie did break free. Bursting out, sparkles flying from the King's belly!. Zombie then proceeded to turn into a octopus cookie, and had apple turnovers with.."oh, theres none else, but me"
Just as he had this thought, a HUGE MONSTER CAME IN! he ate all that moved, smiling his silly grin. Oh hope alas, Samhayne and the others rushed in, one swing of his ban-hammer..., poof monster poof! Dissapear!
After a while, Queen Elf finally made her show, asked assistance from elves, bears and birds she did. To win the war and...make a pretty bow. Unfortunately though, everyone died! Of a natural cause? What the hay, who knows?!
Miracles of miracles, a mage popped out, "rise my fellow brethrens!" she did shout.
They all rev-ed back to life, fought monsters, won the war, and gave each other a hi-five.
They were quite hungry and so they went. To have a great dinner, where gold fever's money was spent.
"Ah! Ive caught the fever!!" someone shouted, all eyes at him, a funny thing happened.
He started to dance! "Whats this feeling ive never felt before? My legs! They, they ..start to prance!?"
Everybody headed to Forest Haven, where they had a epic dance party. As the day grew old, they they danced so hard, they brought down the house! No, literally, the house crumbled, and everyone died yet again.
Epicunicorn, a lone mage, did not like social events and so was not at the party. He heard a loud shout! And went over too see what the fuss was about. To his horror he saw his people, under bricks, wood and metal. Oh my! He pondered and cast a rev spell.
Everyone thanked him, this new hero!, then BADABOOM! He got hit by a truck, his life went instantly to zero. As people gathered to see this dying man, he stood up!
"As if a little crash like that can kill me, Nothing can!, That black and white truck, im surely gonna find!!", someone answered him "oh you dummy, you're color blind."
And with that, he fainted.
"ha ha ha!" someone laughed, "he's dead for sure nao! :B", but before he could finish, a huge inferno started to brew, and everyone tuned into delicious barbeque.
Except of course, for Epicunicorn the mage, she did say she was immortal, or something along that page. She revived everyone for one last time. But then died straight after.
Apparently due to "myocardial infraction", boo hoo, thats no fun.
"Dude! Dead elves with myocardinal infraction taste yummy!" said Dance Fever,
And so everyone ate the elf, every last flesh of her.
But once again, by coincidence or just pure fate, everyone died from the elf they ate.
Is that the end? You might so think, oh you poor soul, again you must think!
A robot survived! And healed everyone for the millionth time. They asked him how was it he did not die. "its because im a damn robot!" ....And robots my friend, do not lie.
zzzzzz, sleepy
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But Ellie left her secret potion recipie behind, and now its in the hands of...!
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By the way great summary zaltiar lol
Last edited by Azurkray; 09-12-2011 at 07:13 AM.
And then the robot had to battle his long lost brother and the robot said "I'm guessing that's the guy with the fifty-thousand health points"
Then the brother killed the robot
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He also killed an int bird that was in the shadows....
Have you read christinas story?
The Mage who revved the int bird was...not me, lol
Last edited by Register; 09-12-2011 at 05:07 PM.
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My Guess: 177
The bug got squashed
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And behind the dev team came a warrior, a archer and an Mage. They came from the rift, void, and cosmos and got stuck in the timeline.
the sun got too close to alterra and everyone and everything melted from the extreme heat
when kossi joins the thread, everyone dies
And then the magical devs drew the sun farther away until...a comet hit alterra
(oh and Kossi, STOP KILLING EVERYONE!) thank you
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