ROFLcopter!! Fluff is pretty hard to follow up, but I'll try anyways.
Tip #1:
"Don't Stop...Collaborate & Listen" - A Step-by-Step Guide
1. Make friends with experienced and truly awesome players
2. Acquire an Elite Sea Blaster through persistence and true awesomeness
3. Be the envy of all your friends
4. Contain your sense of superiority, 'cause you're not done yet
5. Turn on your audio
6. Listen for a whistle
7. Watch for a cannon ball, a.k.a. Ultimate Death Bomb (UDB) to drop
8. Be creative, or read on for Tip #2
Tip #2:
"Save yourself, kill your enemies" - An If/Then How-to Guide
IF: THEN: - You are near a UDB - RUN!!! - You are immobilized near a UDB - Remove immobilizing effects & RUN!!! - Your enemy is near a UDB - Immobilize your enemy - Friend is near a UDB - Make sure you did Step 1 of Tip #1 - Friend is immobilized near a UDB - Remove friend's immobilizing effect
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