Quote Contest

[Survivorfan]

Could you guys help me choose which is better

"Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive anyway"
or
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder"

EDIT: just found this other possibility:
Bad Spellers of the world UNTIE!
DOUBLE EDIT: I just remembered this one: "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

This is for you to enjoy:
"I have not Failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work"
-Thomas Edison

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket"
-Unknown

Have you guys ever heard of this unknown guy?

[Frenzyn]

"Hi, My name is DawnInfinity! Also known as Mandle the Man Sandle!"

[kallima]

"I just want silence, it doesn't mean I don't like you, it means right now, I just like silence more." by "Sh*t someone else's dad says"

[karmakali]

Don't cry because it over, smile because it happened. (Dr. Seuss )

Too many freaks. Not enough circuses. (Unknown)

If they're banned then they are just mad because now they have to play FARMVILLE! (Me)

[Kingofhurtz]

Tell me if this is too inappropriate:

"Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little support but a little freedom"

[Arterra]

@ survovor, the horn one is a lol
though i agree, its a tough decision...

[KaotiicxDream]

"Hi, My name is DawnInfinity! Also known as Mandle the Man Sandle!"

HAHA dont drink cola while reading this xD HAHAHA!! Hilarious!!

[Frenzyn]

HAHA dont drink cola while reading this xD HAHAHA!! Hilarious!!

If you want the topic, i'll suply you.
I think i win this round. ^_^

[Plasticuproject]

Whatcha gonna do about Ghostbussstaaaaasss.......

[Conradin]

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime. Take a man to Red Lobsters all-you-can -eat buffet, and hell never eat seafood again"

[Pharcyde]

There will be an election, followed by rioting, the complete unraveling of society, and, I assume, a zombie problem. And everyone will agree, it’s an improvement. – Scott Adams

[Keohike]

"I Love power. But it is as an artist that i love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sound and chords and harmonies." Napoleon Bonaparte

Keohike

[Rebel]

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

[azulflame]

"I have a gun, bows and arrows, a knife, and a flamethrower. I am finally ready for the zombie apocalypse."

[Kossi]

"he got that shield by being a part of the community. It is called a community shield, therefore you are a communist"
-some random party in fathom crypt

[Agonyscene]

"I bought a cactus the other day. Today I woke up and it was dead, and i thought to myself, am i actually less nurturing than a desert?"

[xuz]

isnt it supposed to be In game quotes ????

anyway heres mine

"saying something is overpowered just means you dont have a way to beat it"

[Solvok]

He who laughs last--didn't get it.

[Klemen]

He who laughs last--didn't get it.

LOL xD


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[Kossi]

try to make people use ingame quotes...people can easily google
"funny quotes" and have a 1000+ quote list