Could you guys help me choose which is better
"Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive anyway"
or
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder"
EDIT: just found this other possibility:
Bad Spellers of the world UNTIE!
DOUBLE EDIT: I just remembered this one: "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
This is for you to enjoy:
"I have not Failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work"
-Thomas Edison
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket"
-Unknown
Have you guys ever heard of this unknown guy?
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